Celine - Please Re-retire!

You are annoying, make funny faces when you sing, and don't keep your word!

DECEMBER 31, 1999 - Celine Dion retires from show business, and most of the world rejoices!

APRIL 1, 2000 - Rene's (Celine's 60 yr. old husband) autobiography, 'Rene Angelil, the Man Behind Celine Dion' is released!

SEPTEMBER 26, 2000 - Celine's autobiography, 'My Story', is released!

DECEMBER 26, 2000 - Rumors have Rene buying the NHL's Montreal Canadiens hockey team!

JANUARY 25, 2001 - Celine has a baby! Named (gag) Rene-Charles!

MAY 13, 2001 - Celine announces she might come out of retirement for a string of shows in Vegas, 2003!

FEBRUARY 2, 2002 - Celine does a Barbara Walters interview. Yes folks, she's back!

FEBRUARY-APRIL, 2002 - Celine appears on the following shows (and we probably missed hundreds more)

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Larry King Live
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Grammy Awards
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Oprah
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Today
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Live with Regis and Kelly
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Early Show
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Early Show (again)
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The View
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VH1 


MARCH 15, 2002 - Rape accusation filed against Celine's 60 yr. old husband Rene (Celine is 33). Celine stands by her man!

MARCH 26, 2002 - Celine's new CD, 'A New Day has Come', is released in the United States!

APRIL 4, 2002 - Celine's new CD lands at #1 on the Billboard album charts!

APRIL 17, 2002 - For those of us who have somehow missed Celine since her un-retirement, she headlines her very own network TV special!

MARCH 2003 - Celine will begin her 3 year stint (or however long she decides to make it) at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, where they are constructing her very own palace and 4,000 seat theater!

PLEA TO CELINE - Please keep your original word and RETIRE again! Help the world keep what sanity we have left!