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E-Crap Meets Sal the Stockbroker 

On June 7, 2001, e-crap.com had the chance to go "one-on-one" with the "one-and-only" Sal the Stockbroker. Best known for his crusade against Howard's producer Gary Dell'Abate (Baba Booey), Sal has carved his own niche on the Stern show with his blend of humor, sarcasm, and clever pranks. He has also been involved with hilarious stories about Gene Simmons of Kiss, and participated in many classic Stern events (such as the Crazy Cabbie/Angry Black fight).

Sal is also an accomplished musician, heading up a band called Facial.

Here's the interview...

e-crap.com: What was it about Gary Dell'Abate (Baba Booey) that so inclined you to take on the horsetoothjackass crusade by yourself?
Sal: Well I never set out to create a one man crusade. It started off as a joke and manifested into a life of its own. It's really gotten out of control.. sorta like Gary's water pik. The crusade continues at horsetoothjackass.com

e-crap.com: Gary recently mentioned boxing you on the undercard if Stern sponsors another fight. a. Would you fight him?
Sal: Of Course, but my hands are insured as a guitar player for my band FACIAL. Sorry Gary...what a shame ba ba boxer.

e-crap.com: How do you and Gary get along away from the cameras and microphones?
Sal: They always keep Gary away from me before and after I walk in Howard's Studio.

e-crap.com: E-crap.com loves your band, Facial. Can you share with our readers some details of your most memorable live performance with the band?
Sal: FACIAL is just the sickest live band that you will ever see. We just believe in giving people their money's worth, once we start we create a vibe that will put you in pain...but in a real good way. You can't explain a FACIAL show, you have to experience it.

e-crap.com: Who do you feel is the hottest chick around right now? Runner up?
Sal: Hmmm, I was always the guy who liked the girl next door. I like a hot face with a bit of chunk in the trunk. These air brushed Barbie type chicks get me sick. Let's just say Ashley Judd keeps the mist on my fruit of the looms. Runner Up..Hmmm how about That chick who plays Ray Romano's wife.

e-crap.com: Since being added to the e-crap website, the reaction from readers has been extremely positive. What do you personally like about e-crap.com?
Sal: E-crap is the crap for the E world! It rocks!

e-crap.com: Will you continue to support e-crap.com in the future?
Sal: Of course. I'm going to send E-crap their very own pipe-a-phone at
www.singandsmoke.com The very same Mic I gave Howard Stern Last week!


e-crap.com: Lastly, what would you like to say to the millions (well, we're getting
close anyway) of e-crap.com readers who will be reading this interview?
Sal: I would say thank you for the incredible support and to those who have had bad things put in their baby bottles as children...Lighten up, it's only a show. Don't allow your life to revolve around it. Special thanks to koam.com marksfriggin.com and www.deansplanet.com.