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Rita's Talks Girl/Girl
WOW....... sex-crap readers have given me a very warm welcome... very warm, almost HOT! I was told this column gets about 80% male reader but I have gotten nearly the same amount of response from women as men, so I will be sure to write on subjects for both sexes. Well how about this... I just went grocery shopping and I buy some bananas that were green as a fucking shamrock, and I swear to you - they were yellow by the time I got home! Now some of you might ask.... what's your point?? My point is.... that I should've been a fucking comedian!!!!!! LOL... I'm so funny, I crack myself up all the time... hehe
Many of you loved the dirty words so much you wanted me to continue where I left off... I'll see what I can do. Also I got a lot of questions about girl/girl stuff.... curiosity about lesbianism, how do I know if I'm bi, etc. etc..... well since there are so many misconceptions in this area by people who have no personal experience, I'll share and see what you can take from it... since I am experienced in this area...hehe
I started taking notice of other women my last two years of high school. It started as healthy admiration of other attractive women and escalated to lust. As it turns out, most of my closest girlfriends were always FINE-as-hell, and I suddenly realized it wasn't a coincidence - I was choosing them. My favorite thing to do was watching them get undressed as we would get ready to go out clubbing. I soon became thirsty and eager to experience a woman so I could be sure of my preference instead of accepting that it was men by default. But the farthest I'd come was holding hands and kisses with a few of my girlfriends.
I never wanted to be part of the 'in' crowd, and gravitated towards any behavior that was 'un-cool' or went against the grain. For some reason I remember wanting to be gay (go figure)..... but I didn't think I could be a bona-fide gay person until I had actually gone all the way with a chick, so I set out to get me a girl (preferably a bona-fide gay girl). I'm sure you think this was an easy task but it proved quite a challenge..... and I had absolutely no point-of-reference so I kept missing out, or fucking up anything that resembled an opportunity for my 'encounter'
TO BE CONTINUED
This is quite a long story to tell (almost 8 years of my life) so why don't I break it up into a little mini-series? I'll be your new soap opera...... you'll have to tune into my next column for part 2,
and for those wanting more SUITE 69 (author Billie Simone - lesbian erotica) here's another excerpt
THOUGHTS OF YOU
I thought of you today
about the way
your fingertips
parted my pussy lips
gently as you entered me from behind
i'll have thoughts of you tonight
my head under covers
hiding tears of lost lovers
i wonder how long will i have to masturbate
is there really such a thing as a soulmate?
i think not
i'm hot
burning yearning learning
the hard way
fucking around doesn't pay
but hey
i'm still young
perhaps you weren't the one
yet the thought of you
still makes me
uncontrollably
sloppy
drip droppy
WET
and i think of you every
chance i get
Rita G. is one of the most popular
models in the world. Her appearances, and subsequent airings
on Howard Stern’s E! Network television show in late 2003,
were among the highest rated ever, causing them to be
repeated faster than any other Stern episodes up to that
time. Since then, she has appeared as a correspondent for
BET (Black Entertainment Television), appeared on radio with
Dr. Dre, and Hot 97 out of NYC, appeared in dozens of
magazines, including the cover of the nationally syndicated
Smooth Girl magazine. Rita has also been featured in
Playboy, and in December 2005 was named the new Sex/Advice
Columnist for Playboy's "Special Edition"
Magazine. She is featured on her website, www.rita-g.com.
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