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RITA G-SPOT
first i'd like to apologize to those of you who waited so long for me to write my next column.... but the wait is over and this months topic was definitely worth the wait!! i think we all remember the episodes on Howard Stern where he had girls on the show who were unhappy with the appearance of their vagina, right? they were stigmatized by conditions some of us call 'moose-knuckle', 'camel-toe', 'bat-wings', 'beef-curtain'... for lack of a more imaginative term - just very unsightly vagina's.... that's got to be the worst... i've seen pussies that actually hurt my eyes to look at them... like 'put that thing away, before you hurt someone with it'...lol. this may be one of those stupid questions only a female would ask, but how do they expect someone to want to eat it when it looks so.... disgusting?
i mentioned the stern show because it turns out i met the doctor Howard had on the show who invented the surgery for re-shaping and sculpting the private area on women - it's called Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation. i was in LA shooting a DVD i'm creating to sell on my site and a friend suggested we use his cousins house for the jacuzzi scene we planned... and of course his cousin in Dr David Matlock. well i get there and within minutes he's making me a proposal to be the spokesperson for his newly patented procedure called G-Spot Amplification. he gets TONS of media coverage about his work and every major magazine (men's and women's) has written articles on his procedures, well he gets the idea that it would benefit us both if he offers me as the person they can interview and photograph and give first hand testimonial.... aaaaannnnd the only way i can do that is if i actually have the G-Spot amplification performed on me in real life, right? cuz you know i wanna be truthful in my account and everything, hehe...
so i showed up at Dr Matlock's ultra glitzy offices in Hollywood right on the 'chi-chi' part of sunset blvd... fancy furniture, flat screen tv's on everywall etc.. etc.. after filling out a survey see how much i know about the g-spot the doctor walks me through every step of the procedure and tells me what to expect. he sends me into the room alone and tells me to 'practice' finding my G-SPOT, and then let him know when i've found it. well, i took my sweet time and knocked on the door to let him know i was finished 'finding' my g-spot:-) next he verifies the spot (using what else - his finger) and inserts a speculum to take an exact measurement. he follows by injecting a tiny amount of collagen into the g-spot and this all takes less than 5 minutes. whew! that wasn't so hard. i ask how long do i wait before having sex? 4 hours, "i think i can wait that long" i reply.... lol
the result? drumroll........ %$@#*&%$ AMAZING!!! there are no words to descibe the intensity of the orgasms i am experiencing now. the sensation consumes me.... i come out of it feeling like i've been reincarnated or something... i have 4-5 in one love-making session, not only do they occur faster and easier than before - but each one is so much more filling... on the one hand i am completely elated to have made this discovery but on the other hand i am pissed that i've gone 20 some-odd years of my life not knowing it could be like this. that's okay better late than never:-)!
THE FACTS
G-SPOT amplification is a revolutionary scientific breakthrough that enhances and enlarges the G-SPOT. it is a safe, drug-free, fast, painless and effective procedure that takes less than five minutes in a doctors office. the effects of the g-shot injection can last up to 4 months. in the clinical instigations women report the procedure immensely increased their sexual gratification and heightened their state of arousal (i can vouch for that - suddenly i feel aroused when i do my squats, yoga, or just driving over bumps in the car - this is not a complaint, though!)
WHERE IS THE G-SPOT?
the G-SPOT is an area of sensitive tissue located behind the pubic bone and around the urethra. it can be massaged or stimulated by reaching up about two finger joints distance on the upper surface of the vagina. the area may be located by massaging (with your finger) the wall of the vagina between the pubic bone and the cervix. it is often necessary to press firmly into the area to reach the spot. if already aroused, some women will find that stimulation to this area leads to an INTENSE orgasm.
THE G-SHOT will enlarge the g-spot so it is easier to locate and help the woman gain maximum pleasure
HISTORY OF THE G-SPOT
in 1950, the International Journal of Sexology published a groundbreaking article by Dr. Earnest Grafenberg (1881-1957). the obstetrician/gynecologist described an area in the vagina loaded with nerve tissue which, when stimulated, intensified sexual arousal and led to almost instant orgasm. in his honor for this remarkable discovery, the area was referred to as the "G-Spot"
well, that's all folks..... i'll keep you all posted on my 'progress' (smile) there will be a website and a book published to make this procedure very popular and in demand all over the country.... in fact i just finished doing an interview with VOGUE (UK) magazine and many others are calling each day.....
till next time
me
Rita G. is one of the most popular
models in the world. Her appearances, and subsequent airings
on Howard Stern’s E! Network television show in late 2003,
were among the highest rated ever, causing them to be
repeated faster than any other Stern episodes up to that
time. Since then, she has appeared as a correspondent for
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