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SIZE... AND MORE
Hello to all and thanks for always staying tuned to hear my thoughts. I never intended to make you wait this long, I initially let my previous article ‘linger’ a bit because I wanted it to really ‘sink in’ since I feel so strongly about (butchering our bodies – in pursuit of ‘beauty’). Is anyone else horrified at the host of new reality shows and televised contests where they ‘winner’ is awarded plastic surgery?! Anyway, I’m back in action, and always interested in hearing from you to find out which topics you would like to hear me explore…. So write me!!
Every day of my life I get about 200+emails…. Approximately 150 of them are messages telling me how I can make my penis bigger. I have been wanting to do some research and find out more about the options to find out if any of them actually WORK, and also because I can truly sympathize with a guy who feels he is hopelessly small… and unable to offer satisfying stimulation to a partner because of it. Although I will never know what it’s like as a man, I do remember a guy I dated in high school. His name was Thomas and he was the heart throb of all heartthrobs. He was completely charming with disarming good looks, great teeth (that’s important) and a perfect smile. He appeared to be every bit of the ladies man having girls everywhere mesmerized and essentially wrapped around his little finger… but he slept with very few of them. As we began to date and then become intimate, he confessed to me his insecurity and dissatisfaction about the size of his penis. Telling me how he would lay in bed at night asking GOD ‘why me’? and then pleading with him for some kind of miracle that he would wake up and have another two inches. He would always enthusiastically choose positions where you could ‘feel’ it most or get the ‘deepest’ possible penetration. But when your instrument is small you really cant ‘maneuver’ very well without coming out completely and then breaking the the whole rhythm. I find that guys with more size are able to take longer deeper strokes with more rhythm and smaller guys take faster shorter strokes which is less satisfying and less sensual or passionate.
I wish that I could have found Thomas for this article since I believe he is the kind of guy who has probably tried all of these pills and potions that miraculously increase the size of your penis. though I’m willing to bet they are about as effective as all the pills and potions that claim to increase the size of women's breasts. BUT, it stands to reason that someone, somewhere is biting this bait and using these products – or we wouldn’t see the amount of advertisement we are seeing for it.
What about VIAGRA? Well this js a subject that I happen to have firsthand information about because I have several friends who’ve used it. Being hard is great, but can there be too much of a good thing? An endless erection might sound like the ticket to a world of pleasure but it’s not and it’s more common than you think. Despite the obvious allure – all night orgies and such – the condition is extremely painful. The name for it is called priapism and I know a doctor who claims ‘many grown men have come to me in tears’. Priapism can be caused by drugs such as marijuana, speed some anti-depressant medications; sickle cell disease and trauma among other things. A straddling injury, such as falling on the crossbar of your bike can go completely unnoticed until you find that your next erection never ends. Priapism occurs when blood becomes trapped in the penis causing it to become rigid, this can also cause scarring of the penis and lead to impotence. The most effective treatment is penile irrigation – where a large caliper needed is inserted in the shaft of the penis to drain the blood. This may sound simple, but please do not try this at homeJ
Peace - Rita G
Rita G. is one of the most popular
models in the world. Her appearances, and subsequent airings
on Howard Stern’s E! Network television show in late 2003,
were among the highest rated ever, causing them to be
repeated faster than any other Stern episodes up to that
time. Since then, she has appeared as a correspondent for
BET (Black Entertainment Television), appeared on radio with
Dr. Dre, and Hot 97 out of NYC, appeared in dozens of
magazines, including the cover of the nationally syndicated
Smooth Girl magazine. Rita has also been featured in
Playboy, and in December 2005 was named the new Sex/Advice
Columnist for Playboy's "Special Edition"
Magazine. She is featured on her website, www.rita-g.com.

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